Remember your first encounter with a brassiere, guys?
Aging Bods

Welcome to 2020, our first show in the first year of a new decade. Thank you for coming tonight, and if you’re not coming, at least some of you are breathing heavy.
Brick Factory. Welcome to 2020.

It’s that time of year when we, the citizens of Oz, get to acknowledge the geniuses we have put in charge...
Yes, I’m Talking About the Bureaucracy.

Read on if you’re feeling lucky tonight.

Debbie from Dallas

This is the best story, and inevitably involves a man. And a crocodile.

Crocodile

Great news this past week for bald men.

Foreskins into Follicles

Oh Sh#t It's Monday, night one.

Oh Sh#t It's Monday

I’m a journalist and radio producer, author and editor, and by way of therapy, a sometimes cartoonist and stand-up comedian.
Pieces—Intro

Now, if you could just for a moment – could you put down that bowl of chips just for a minute.. please. Put it down and listen for a moment. Look at me, not the TV…

Too Fat, so There

Tonight on the program, we’re going to talk about the man who got his penis stuck in the toaster.

Toaster

Real estate agents: salespeople so ethically challenged they can’t get jobs as lawyers, politicians or selling used cars.

Real Lingo

Anything—anything—but that.  Cuddle up with cockroaches.  Root canal surgery, every day for a month. Pauline Hansen for Pope. Anything but the bag.  
On Handbags

This year, I keep seeing snakes everywhere. 
Snakes—Everywhere

So I’ve been following this story where the Anglican Church is pissed off that a strip club called Players Sports Bar has set up shop next door to the Anglican Cathedral.  

Anglican Strip Club

Tonight on the program we are going to talk about hair, and specifically how to get the male pubic region to look as baby soft and pinky naked as the top of my head.
Brazilian

Yeah, that George W. Bush.
The W. in Bush

If all these cooking shows and competitions on TV are any guide, the world is now populated with men who can cook.

On Cooking

Katherine, as you can imagine, is getting a lot of calls and letters from the women’s groups, from senate committees, and of course, Jamie Oliver.

Katherine Knight

Content warning: may not be safe for the work.

One Foot in the Grave

Those of you who know me know I’m no particularly polite or deferential…
Peter Underwood

It’s one of life’s little oddities, but my encounter with Rory Jack Thompson is worth a mention.

Rory Jack Thompson

From Crime Stoppers to Clown Stoppers.

Signage

Smoko. A recognition that nicotine, the drug nicotine, needs to be catered to.
Smoko